May 2012
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no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
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this would read better in a serif font
writing like it’s fucking livejournal. it’s long but excuse me since I never post. the topic is lips and a hookup.
Each fall of elementary school, my class would meet at the local YMCA for soccer team pictures. Every year we had a different color shirt. In second grade our shirts were dark green. That was the first time I noticed my lips.
Looking at the matte photo framed...
kimmychau:
thethingsyoupromised:
criticize:
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Last weekend's SNL.
You up?
You out?
You up?
You out?
You out?
You up?
Sup?
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mom’s phone call consisted of 5 minutes of her worrying about me and 15 minutes of her explaining to me the plot of ABC’s “Missing.”
when i studied abroad in spain
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when i heard spanish after getting home
zooey deschanel: is that rain?
iphone: no. that's actually acid falling from the sky.
zooey deschanel: let's get tomato soup delivered!
iphone: there are restaurants that deliver tomato soup? you've got to be kidding me. wait, no. yep. there sure are.
zooey deschanel: good, cause i don't want to put on real shoes.
iphone: yeah, i'd hate for you to ruin your new pair of toms.
zooey deschanel: remind me to clean up... tomorrow.
iphone: i'll do anything to get you to leave me the fuck alone.
zooey deschanel: excellent. today, we're dancing. play 'shake, rattle and roll.'
iphone: first let me download a gold star for you and your offbeat song choices. you sure know how to move to the beat of your own drum, zooey!
when someone can't finish their pitcher
whatshouldbuffscallme:
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April 2012
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class tomorrow cancelled bc of 4/20?
thanks now I’m sleeping in.
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